Slow Down, Mom!

Well this is probably why they threw you out of the spa!

Mom, what are we even going to do with that?!

Mom, we’re trying to take a nice photo here!

I know you’re going for Colonel Sanders but I’m getting more of a Dick van Dyke.

The top and skirt look fine, but I don’t know how authentic the rainbow tattoo and Spanx are…

That’s not funny! That’s jaundice!

That doesn’t belong there!

Mom, put those down! This isn’t Chili’s!

Mom, he’s way too small to shovel the driveway!

Mom, take it easy or that cherub isn’t going to be able to hold that cloak over his crotch!

Venus and Adonis, Peter Paul Rubens